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An elderly couple was sitting in church.

The husband turns to his wife and says "I just let a silent fart go ... what do I do?"

The wife says "Get a new battery for your hearing aid."


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The elephant asked the camel "why do you have 2 tits on your back?"

The camel says to the elephant "that's a stupid question considering you have a dick on your face!"


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A chicken and an egg are in bed.

Chicken has it's head on the pillow smoking.

Egg rolls over annoyed saying "I guess we answered that question!"




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